Three gate patrols in four shifts meant that "Same bedtime as his children Athletico" was exactly that on Monday and Tuesday nights.
Everyone including "Same bedtime as his children Athletico" slept fairly well on Tuesday into Wednesday. Fidgety legs United made his pull up shuffle through to his Mum's bed to start the two hour fidget but "Tired and Emotional Athletic" had gone to bed at 9pm in preparation for waters breaking and fidgeting children.
On Tuesday "Tired and Emotional Athletic" had been convinced that all day was the time that stomach tightness was about to be upgraded to actual contractions.
"I just feel really irritable and am grumpy with you, that must mean it's happening!"
"Tired and Emotional Athletic" did his best to put across that this behaviour sounded fairly typical without overly offending anyone.
"Err yeah that could mean that. It could also mean you have two children already, are heavily pregnant and still a bit annoyed that I forgot to tell you it was the nursery manager's last day?"
So convinced was she that tonight was the night that she tested "Same bedtime as his children Athletico" on his knowledge of where her overnight bag was in the house.
"The big black one and the small pink wash bag by the changing table!"
"Correct!"
Galleria Proxima Generacion
"Retrasar el cinismo."
Felt pens on A4 white paper. Some things are just too pure and beautiful to even attempt to make a smart arse comment. Good work Grace.
21.0cm X 29.7cm
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