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Awake within seconds Albion
There was no change at the top of the table with "Awake within Seconds Albion" chalking up another 5 clear nights of 7-8 hours sleep a time. The only minor blip was when I had to wake her on Wednesday night as she had "sleep wriggled" to the end of the bed and was submerged under about 10-15 kilogram of man made fibre.
Fidgety Legs United
Fidgety Legs United
On Tuesday following another night of shuttle runs from the hours of 1 to 3am Fidgety legs United was unsurprisingly grumpy at breakfast.
“Daddy I need a wee!"
"Daddy can you come with me!"
"Daddy don’t look at me!"
"Daddy don’t see me!”
“Okay so just so I am absolutely clear about this.The service you’re requiring from
Parent Slaves to you.com is for me to escort you to the bathroom, with my eyes closed.Stand there facing the wall while you have a wee,still with my eyes closed. Then,still with my eyes closed escort you back to your half eaten bag of quavers and place on the sofa watching Peter Rabbit?"
"Daddy help me wash my hands....Daddy don't see me!!!!!"
Parent Slaves to you.com is for me to escort you to the bathroom, with my eyes closed.Stand there facing the wall while you have a wee,still with my eyes closed. Then,still with my eyes closed escort you back to your half eaten bag of quavers and place on the sofa watching Peter Rabbit?"
"Daddy help me wash my hands....Daddy don't see me!!!!!"
Hiding in the spare room Town
Had another week of “probably best you don’t mention it in front of your heavily pregnant and exhausted wife” sleep. If it hadn’t been for rolling over onto a still quite creaky left elbow and yelping myself awake on Wednesday night, I may have challenged “Asleep within seconds Albion” for the top spot. Sadly I possess an elbow joint that understandably isn’t a fan of being hyper extended by Black Belt Brazilian Jui Jitsu practioner. Try saying that after three gins! If you had said to me ten years ago,that aged 41 my most common fantasy would revolve around me sleeping alone in a single bed I am not sure if I would be surprised or a little disappointed at my total lack of imagination.
Had another week of “probably best you don’t mention it in front of your heavily pregnant and exhausted wife” sleep. If it hadn’t been for rolling over onto a still quite creaky left elbow and yelping myself awake on Wednesday night, I may have challenged “Asleep within seconds Albion” for the top spot. Sadly I possess an elbow joint that understandably isn’t a fan of being hyper extended by Black Belt Brazilian Jui Jitsu practioner. Try saying that after three gins! If you had said to me ten years ago,that aged 41 my most common fantasy would revolve around me sleeping alone in a single bed I am not sure if I would be surprised or a little disappointed at my total lack of imagination.
Tired and Emotional athletic
Was true to her team name this week and for good reason. An extra 2 days cover at School,a growing baby defying the laws of gravity and a “Mummy Whisperer” who crawls into bed most nights to discuss how much he really likes birds is keeping her at the bottom of the table.
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